Friday, November 18, 2011

Social Studies: The Thai Culture


Alright boys and girls... Open your textbooks, it's time for a small cultural lesson about the Thai people. I hope you didn't think you would follow the blog without learning a thing or two. This will be the last post before we travel to the even smaller island of Ko Phangan. And with the departure of Michelle's parents to Japan we will have to start dipping into our own pockets to get the use of internet :(  I promise to make this learning experience worth your while because at the end of this post we have for your viewing pleasure pictures of monkeys!!!!

1. Remember cooler heads prevail don't get angry or violent, if you put a smile on your face every interaction will be successful.

2. Always remove your shoes when entering someone's domicile or a temple. The feet are considered the lowest and dirtiest part of the body. Do not in any circumstance touch or point with your feet. This would be equivalent to giving the middle finger to someone of European background. 

3. Try to dress modestly in public. While the beach might be the place to show off that bikini body, the general public is not!

4. Personal Displays of Affection are becoming more tolerated but that doesn't mean have a make out session at the back of the bus. Hand holding gets a pass but much of anything else is considered bad etiquette.  

5. Honking is not considered rude or inconsiderate. It is mainly to let the driver know that he/she is there and wants to get your attention. 

6. Women are not allowed to sit adjacent to or touch monks or his personal items. Michelle has heard stories where a monk had to go back to the beginning of his teachings when touched by a female despite being of elder status. (Bummer!) 

7. Always remember to stand when national anthem is played. We went to a movie last week and two foreign travelers looked bewildered when everyone started to rise. At youth, Thais are taught to respect the royal family and their country and to my knowledge none of them have tried to "Occupy"any government or parliamentary buildings.

8. In the never ending pursuit of beauty, countries where there is a warmer climate and constant sun  "white skin is in."  While most western cultures are looking for the perfect tan, most Thais are looking to avoid it. They go as far as getting whitening lotions (pictured below) and using umbrellas. Most Thai celebrities have a lighter pigment to their skin.



Randomly we will try to give more insights on the Thai culture and that of the other countries we visit. The beauty of traveling not only lies in the landscape, but more importantly in the people we interact with. It truly gives you perspective and makes the journey that much more rewarding.


Close your books. Picture Time!



Buddha Temple


 
 This game cost 10 Bahts and Michelle and her Mum were eager to play. You fish out a bottle cap and whatever number appears under the cap coincides with a prize. I was praying for toilet paper but Michelle got a razor shaver and her Mom got fish oil.

A beautiful landscape just below the Wan Waterfalls. Unfortunately, the locals set up barricades before certain viewpoints and tourist areas in order to get your money so we never actually saw the falls but beautiful none the less. It is very disheartening but a necessary measure to squeeze tourist dollars.


 
Swept her off her feet!



George, George, George of the Jungle, Watch out For that Tree... I have been looking my whole life for vines in order to swing tree to tree. I had to test it to see if it would hold my weight and sure enough, WAHOO!!!


And now the moment you have been waiting for (cue the music): MONKEYS!!!



Ebony and Ivory


 
Michelle and I get into the act and fed the monkeys some well deserved bananas, yummy !!



Wednesday, November 16, 2011

"Sawadee Khrap"



Sorry it took so long for us to check in but in between jet lag, a lack of a viable internet source, and the mojitos it was very difficult to post to the blog. But finally with out further a due... Let us welcome everyone to Thailand and more specifically to the island of Ko Samui. We will start with a simple vocabulary lesson. Sawadee Khrap (for males) and Sawadee Kha (for females) means both Hello and Goodbye and Khopkhun maak means Thank you. And lastly farang means Westerner, it is not a derogatory word but Michelle and I have a habit of calling 50+ white males with a young Thai girl "FARANGS" in a loud, condescending tone!

We arrived in Hong Kong around 10pm but missed our flight to Bangkok, luckily we were able to take a later flight with Michelle's parents. As you can see the lack of sleep hasn't stopped Michelle for posing for the camera!

We made it to Bangkok just before midnight. This is me posing in front of the several Manchester United advertisements!

Our room at The Great Residences Inn just outside the Bangkok airport. It was very spacious and even had a hot shower included. Michelle let me know that I shouldn't get used to these luxuries as many backpacker's hotels are very sparse.
They say if life gives you lemons make lemonade. Bangkok is flooded and this individual has a bow n' arrow fishing rod just in case a huge fish makes his way down main street.

If you have read any news report about Thailand several areas including Bangkok are flooded. During the rainy season the farmers damn up the water so when dry season arrives they have water to irrigate their crops. Unfortunately this year there has been an excess of water and the water levels continue to rise and the runoff from the damns is causing flooding.



Our first meal!


About to board a plane to Ko Samui

We arrived to a beautiful sunny day in Ko Samui. It was a very small airport that reminded me of the museum from Jurassic Park.

Sunset from our house

Michelle's parent's secured a home on the beach for us to stay for a couple of weeks after doing a favor for one of their ballooning friends. It is truly a gorgeous space. We are on beach front property. To our right is a resort villa and to our left is a destination wedding resort. Michelle's father made friends with our neighbors and they allowed us to use their WIFI, pool. and lounge chairs :)

Thailand is the birthplace of Red Bull. Eat your heart out American Red Bull. This lil' guy packs a punch!

Coconut, Anyone???

Morning Swim

Baht, Money Millionaires!!!


Busy Market Street

I can honestly say I was not ready for food from Thailand. The last time I had Asian food I got take out from Panda Express. Slowly but surely I have come around to adapt my eating habits. Locals eat 5-6 times a day and with everything being so cheap and readily available I do not blame them. Michelle, with her vegan diet, is sticking to vegetables but she is less picky then me! This is one of the several markets we have come across. We have a local joint across the street that we have eaten at several times!

A Beach Wedding! It really bothered us that people were wearing shoes. It's 95 degrees for goodness sake!

Creepy Crawlers

Loy Krathong is a nationwide holiday occurring on the full moon in November. Thais launch small candle laden boats and paper balloons to seek blessings. It is quite a sight to take in!

Elephants!!

More Elephants!!!!

Baby Elephants waiting for Mom to feed him! That's precious, hahaha!

Even Ronald McDonald is getting into the act! If your craving fast food like McDonalds expect to pay prices equivalent to US Dollars.

Ko Samui has the most motorcycle deaths than any where else in Thailand. But for 1100 Baht ($32 ) per week you really can't beat that price for transportation. But be warned you really have to keep your head on a swivel and drive offensively. People are constantly racing past you even in the smallest of spaces. Don't forget that over here the flow of traffic is opposite from the States. And always wear your helmet...

Martini and a milkshake beach side!

Massage on the Beach

The Thailand Lottery. I need to learn how to play so I can retire here!

Any one hungry for toad, turtle, or eel?? : X

Bad Ass Predator Sculpture made out of spare parts



The Big Buddha Temple (Hat Bangkrak)

Coming to Thailand both Michelle and I wanted to get a richer sense of spirituality. We definitely got a good start on this island.

Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha... Rockin' Everywhere!

Where's Michelle?

Nothing says charge me double then a I Heart Bangkok shirt

18- arms

The Hancocks, a wacky bunch, aren't they??!

Should I get royalties for this??

This is the mummified monk, Luang Phor Daeng at Wat Khunaram. He famously predicted his death and was preserved to honor his dedication to monk hood. Still looking fly as ever with his raybans on!

Mich' n Monk

See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil

Pool Time

Pancake food carts are everywhere and there are infinite amount of varieties you can choose from. If there is one food you can brave it is this. Most sweet foods are very similar to that of the United States. If anyone wants to start a food cart in Portland when we return, let me know.

Mich and I and Double Rainbow

Otis Redding has nothing on us!

Boat made from a native Thai wood parking at the dock

Buddha Rub Down

Hin Ta (Grandfather Rock - pictured) and HinYai (Grandmother Rock- not pictured) are male and female genitalia rock formations. The story goes that a man and his wife were on honeymoon at sea. Their boat crashed and their bodies were found at this location. Years later these rock formations appeared. Sounds like a load of rubbish but humorous none the less.

Romantic dinner in oceanside restaurant XoXOXOx